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Martin Blyndeff is the father of Molly Blyndeff and Lorelai Blyndeff, and the widowed husband of the late Calliope Blyndeff.

Physical Appearance[]

Martin is a middle-aged man with blonde hair and stars in his beard. Like his daughter Molly, he has green eyes with four lighter green dots in them, resembling buttons.

He wears a green Hawaiian shirt paired with his god-awful khakis. A bear keychain is attacked to his belt.

Personality[]

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Martin is shown to be childish, irresponsible, and unfit to be a parent. He volunteered to be chaperone of the Trip to the Sweet Jazz City Museum and allowed the children to mess with the artifacts, further emphasizing his irresponsibility. He is even forgetful and negligent enough to forget to lock the door of his house and forgot Molly at the museum when she fell asleep due to Sylvie's sand.[4]

History[]

Past[]

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40 years ago, on March 23,[3] Martin Blyndeff was born in Sweet Jazz City, Taiga Country.[5]

At some point, he married Calliope Blyndeff. She was a very serious woman who was constantly working, but Martin was able to balance that out with his overly laid-back personality.[Citation Needed]

Wanting his children to have "unique names", he had Calliope pick the nicknames for them while he picked the full names.[6] The first of his kids was born on October 18, 17 years ago,[7] and was named Lorelainebacker (Lorelai).[6] Five years later, on October 25,[8] Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day (Molly) was born.[6]

At some point, the two started a toy store, the Blyndeff Toy Emporium, which became very successful. Martin would make the toys while Calliope handled the business side of things.[9]

2 years ago, Calliope died in a housefire, putting the whole family in a difficult financial situation. They managed to get a new live-in store in a worse part of town thanks to a family friend. However, the store still faced several problems. A poorer neighborhood meant less costumers who could afford the expensive playsets Martin made, and Martin's general incompetency caused him to struggle to manage normal adult responsibilities, such as doing taxes. In addition, both Martin and Lorelai often refused to work their shifts at the register, leaving the store understaffed and forcing Molly to cover for them. All of this left Molly shouldering the responsibility for the well-being of her whole family, including Martin.[9]

Her father had managed to work out a system with the school where Molly attended classes on even days and Lorelai attended them on odd ones.[10]

One time, Molly came home to find that Martin had purchased a giant kiddy pool and several expensive pool toys. He was about to fill it up, but he had forgotten to pay the water bill. Currently, the pool and the toys occupy 90% of the floorspace of the store.[10]

Phoenica Fleecity has attempted to gift money to Martin Blyndeff, but after a couple attempts, the bank refuses to give him money.[11]

"Museum Arc"[]

Martin Blyndeff accompanies Molly on her school field trip to the Sweet Jazz Museum as a chaperone. He spends much of the field trip talking and singing loudly or playing loud games on Molly’s phone, overwhelming her greatly. When the museum “staff” throw artifacts on the floor, Martin joins the dogpile of children eager to collect them. After the commotion, he leaves the museum alone, completely forgetting about his daughter.[4]

Prison of Plastic[]

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Non-Canon[]

That Beautiful Sound Cover[]

Martin arrives at the door of the house Molly and Giovanni are in. He calls for his daughter, and claims that she’s supposed to be working. Giovanni scares him away with the threat of responsibilities.

Molly has had ENOUGH[]

Martin Blyndeff asked Molly Blyndeff if she was "working hard or hardly working" causing Molly to go on a rant about how Martin isn't funny and how she has never heard him say "thank you," as he rapidly looked around.[12]

Relationships[]

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Molly Blyndeff[]

Molly is Martin's youngest daughter. Martin has been shown to be a very awful and negligent parent, taking Molly's phone to play video games, forgetting her while leaving the museum, and making her stay night shifts at the toy store.

Lorelai Blyndeff[]

Lorelai is Martin's oldest daughter. Compared to his treatment for Molly, Martin shows more favoritism towards Lorelai, always leniently letting her indulge and immerse in her own created worlds with her Epithet so she can flex with her creativity. He also sides with her arguments half the time. However, his bias towards her has subsequently enabled her bratty and irresponsible behavior.

Calliope Blyndeff[]

Calliope was Martin's wife. Not much is known about their relationship, but it had been hinted that despite his own irresponsibility and laziness, their marriage had been a happy one. Due to them being foils of each other, their marriage and parenting was nicely balanced.

However, after her death, he, so far, seems almost unaffected by her death.

Abilities[]

Skillset[]

  • Toy-Maker: Martin is able to create toys, often based off his daughter's creations.

Equipment[]

  • Phone: to be added[4]
  • ICastle Playset: to be added

Trivia[]

  • Martin has always been a bad dad, but back when his wife who was a hard-worker could manage to balance his laziness out, things were much better.[13]
  • He always embarrasses his kids in restaurants.[Citation Needed]
  • His height is 5'8".[3]
  • His birthday is March 23.[3]
  • His favorite animal is the Sun Bear.[3]
  • His favorite food is frosting.[3]
  • He likes games, schematics, and playing "just one more level!".[3]
  • He has proclaimed himself to be "great at parties". [14]
    • He will tell his daughters to make the cake for the party, and then eat it all.
  • On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of how well liked in the fandom each character is, placing Martin in "Martin Blyndeff", the lowest tier.[15]
  • On Twitter, Jello made a tier list of Stardew Valley spouses, Martin being paired with leah because " "I too am an artist with zero business sense!" "They die poor together." "[16]

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